Washington D.C. was infested with bugs. They had big fat bodies, giant red eyes and legs with grips of steel. At first I thought they were mutant butterflies when flying. They didn’t seem too well suited for life. I saw... READ MORE
Busch Gardens Williamsburg
| 07.30.04 |
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The beautiful but painful Loch Ness Monster soars over the water at BG Williamsburg. READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.28.04 |
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The Schwarzkopf classic Scorpion whizzes through it's forceful, crushing course at night at BG Tampa. READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.28.04 |
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Montu kicks some serious ass at dusk at BG Tampa.
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Magic Mountain
| 07.24.04 |
The Bitch List for the worst park so far: |
I had thought that Six Flags America had lowered the bar for shittiest park in America so far that it could go no lower. Well, I was wrong. A day shy of our 2 month anniversay going to amusement parks... READ MORE
Universal Studios Florida
| 07.21.04 |
Trip Report - 6/15/04: |
Trip report for Universal Studios from our visit on June 15, 2004 READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.21.04 |
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The suspended steel coaster Montu whizzes through it's course at dusk.
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Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.21.04 |
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The very cool and fun Gwazi ascends it's lift hill. READ MORE
Knotts Berry Farm
| 07.18.04 |
Short TR - 7/17/04: |
Today was a Saturday in the middle of July. We were originally supposed to do some very small parks on the outskirts of town (a Scandia and Castle Park) but I'd decided to cancel those 2 parks due to money... READ MORE
Rye Playland
| 07.10.04 |
No POP? Why not?: |
I’ve just read a NY Times article telling me that Rye Playland doesn’t make a profit and that taxpayers fund the parks 3 million or so net loss each year. So why then doesn’t the park offer a POP? A... READ MORE
Lake Compounce
| 07.10.04 |
I'm gettin' too old for this shit!: |
Let me open this rant with a fairly offensive and possibly illegal statement: Lake Compounce has the interesting distinction of containing, on any given operating day, the most hot teenage girls in revealing swimwear then in any park in the... READ MORE
Six Flags Over Georgia
| 07.08.04 |
Trip Report - 6/10/04: |
Trip report from Six Flags Over Georgia from June 10th, 2004. READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.05.04 |
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A big iguana sits in front of a ridiculous, painted background at Busch Gardens Tampa.... READ MORE
Visionland
| 07.03.04 |
Trip Report - 6/9/04: |
Trip report from Visionland on 6/9/04 READ MORE
Busch Gardens Williamsburg
| 07.03.04 |
Redux: |
Busch Gardens Redux Busch Gardens has cool theming, decent rides and captive animals. I generally disagree with the idea of captive animals but I think Busch Gardens tries to make it ok. They try to make the animal exhibits educational... READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.03.04 |
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View image A big, fat iguana hangs out at BG Tampa. READ MORE
Islands of Adventure
| 07.03.04 |
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View image A sadistic park attendant kicks this beloved Dr. Seuss character repeatedly in the groin while a woman with a large rearend looks on with disinterest. Kitty Genovese, anyone? READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.02.04 |
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The Python coaster at Busch Gardens Tampa, looking good if failing to entertain past the basic thrill of slowly being turned upside. READ MORE
Islands of Adventure
| 07.02.04 |
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The "CarouSeussel" ride with guest at the themed Dr. Seuss land in Islands of Adventure. READ MORE
Busch Gardens Tampa
| 07.01.04 |
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If you're anything like Cla and I, you think there's something totally wrong with this picture from Busch Gardens Tampa. READ MORE
Islands of Adventure
| 07.01.04 |
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The Incredible Hulk roller coaster speeds through it's course above the guests at Islands of Adventure. READ MORE